Sunday, February 12, 2012

200 mosquito bites, and counting….

Ciudad Perdida (Lost City)

Day 1 - A New Adventure

And the adventure would start mighty early.  The day before I had gotten some new roommates, 2 Irish girls.  That night, the girls didn’t make it back to the room, and had talked about going fishing at 6am the next day.  Sure enough, 5:40am rolls around, and one of the girls alarm is going off, super loud, locked inside her locker…

Instead of lying there, suffering, I just got up and went down stairs to read.  I ended up falling asleep, waking up with just enough time to get my stuff packed, my big backpack stored at my hostel, and get a little breakfast before my 8:30am ride picked me up.

Our group consisted of 11 brave souls heading into the jungle, however the real trouble was getting all eleven, plus a driver, into a tiny Land Cruiser.  It was a tight squeeze, but quickly became real friendly with my fellow travelers: 3 from the UK (London, Dublin, Scotland), 2 Germans, 4 Dutch, 1 Norwegian, and I rounded out the group as the lone American.  Everyone spoke really good English, a nice change of pace.

Three hours in the jeep, half of which was insane off-roading, had everyone feeling stiff right before the hike.  We all had lunch together and were becoming fast friends.  Lunch was sandwiches, except they gave us tons of bread, very little ham, and even less cheese.  So more accurately, lunch was bread.

The hike today was only about 8kms, but it felt a lot further than that.  It started pretty flat with a couple stream crossings and with a great swimming hole where lots of little fish hungout in the water right around you.  Then the trail turned uphill, and I got super sweaty, like through my shirt sweaty.  We stopped for oranges and watermelon along the way.

I was so hungry I thought I’d die that night, dinner was amazing, piles of rice, chicken in pineapple tropical sauce.  And because we were traveling with half girls, I got lots more to eat!

I was absolutely exhausted and went to bed quite early while the ruckus group was still drinking beer and building a pyramid.

Day 2 – The Heat & Hunger

Three members of our group disappeared last night, they had to get up super early this morning and hike all day, as they were doing the whole hike in 4 days, so the 2 Germans and the Dutchman were gone.

Today was another sweet day, a big climb in the morning, with a large decent in the afternoon, and oranges and pineapples for snacks.  We were all delighted by today’s swimming hole, cooler water, but surrounded by warm sunny rocks, big open area to swim, with several rocks of varying height to jump.

We also saw the natives (Koguis), where they have their ceremonies and weddings, and one of the huts they live in.  It’s just weird to think that there are people that still live off the land like this, no technology, just cloth for clothing, rubber boots for shoes, the kids still run around barefoot.

At the ceremony place, a child walk right up to our group and we gave him candy, then he ran off.  It’s just crazy to image being in their world, and slowly enter ours.  It sometimes is hard to say which way is better way of life… I paid money to come out and experience this life, I’d never wanted to pay to go to work.

We just a huge delicious lunch at the end of our second day of hiking, soup (which at first I was like, ’Soup?! Are you kidding? I’m starving!!’) which ended up being incredibly filling and satisfying.  So much so that our entire group and the rest of the camp just passed out for about an hour.

This trail is pretty tough, but not in the traditional hiking sense.  It is pretty steep, and we seem to always be either climbing straight up or going straight down.  For me though, the toughest part of this trip (the whole trip really) is food.  I just feel so hungry all the time.  For the hike, it just makes it so you struggle towards the end of each day, and then get a huge food coma after you eat.  You are only fed three times a day, so if you miss it or don’t each enough, tough, and you go hungry.  The heat is another beast, the sun, heat, and humidity all combine in a sweltering combination.  It just makes hiking that much tougher.

I’ve been getting eaten to shit by the sand flies, the mosquitoes are manageable, but the sand flies are way smaller and there are way more of them.  I also found a tick on me today.

We had diner again as a group, this time by candle light.  We learned about the local’s tradition of using crushed up snail shells and coca leaves, mixed with saliva, to build a large circle around their crushing device.  When the boy is 17 he starts, when he turns 18 he’s finished and takes a wife.  I was again exhausted, and with no electricity, it was again an early night.

Day 3 – Finding a Groove

Ladies and gentleman, this is what traveling is all about.  After just another incredible day hiking around the jungle, it’s now late afternoon, just been fed a delicious pasta lunch, lounging in a hammock, overlooking a pleasant river, that fills the air with a consistent relaxing melody.  It’s these moments that I’ll always remember, cherish, and make life truly special.

As the days wear on, we continue to get deeper into the jungle, more treacherous, and more dangerous.

We crossed a bridge supported by big cables, that had only been constructed and in use for 2 weeks – I believe that’s called a guinea pig.  We also crossed another bridge that appeared to have been constructed that day.

I was talking to a Dutch girl today, Sonne.  The guide was a little ways in front, and after he passed (but before me) this huge snake launched out in front from my left across the trail, and disappeared into the brush on the right.  It was crazy! It was mostly black with a red or orange stripe on top.  I couldn’t be 100% sure, but it looked an awful lot like the one our guide warmed us about, in my broken Spanish I understood – dangerous (peligrosa), don’t stop to take pictures, just move along.

The rest of the day was great, another nice swimming hole with super clean water.

My body is getting used to the food, not nearly as hungry – breakfast of eggs, toast, and fruit was very filling today.  But the bites are terrible, itchy, relentless… I can’t stop scratching them.

Finished up the day playing asshole, then werewolves, which is basically mafia, had a nice dinner, and then chilled out. It’s been nice the last few days to really get to know the group.

Day 4 – The Lost City

Today was the lost city, but it didn’t start off that great.  We got up at 6am for breakfast and got on the road early.

I was told that there were 5 stream crossings on the way up, so 10 total, so I just blew into the first river crossing in my shoes.  As it turns out, that would be the first and only water crossing so I had wet shoes all day.  And my camera battery died on the first photo opp of the day.  I had 2 other batteries with, but they were in my pack, back at camp, blast!

The lost city trail ends with a 300m climb up to 1200m, and with 1200 steps.  After that we were eager to sit down at the top, and have a history lesson –

The people lived there from 500-1600 AD, but when the Spanish arrived at Santa Marta, killing and enslaving the people, the tribe got scared and retreated higher into the mountains.  They went so high (4000m) they eventually died, leaving their city and wealth untouched.

The city was discovered in 1973, the first to find it gathered all the gold they could find and took it back to town, talked of the treasure, and it brought out a ton of thieves.  They would ultimately destroy 80% of the original structures digging for gold.  Also the homes were all build out of wood, so the only remains today are the stones.

Eventually the police stepped in, to stop the digging and destruction, but police corruption allowed it to continue.  One day, when all the treasure had been unburied, all the police officers except the captain went down for a swim in the river.  The captain took the opportunity to kill all the cops, thieves, and locals, and stole all the treasure, disappearing forever.

Today, the Koguis are the ancestors of the original Ciudad Perdida tribe.  However, the ones living close to town are beginning to use money and trade, which is started to ruin their culture. 

Tours have been coming since 1983.  In 2000, a group of 8 tourists were taken hostage by gorillas and demanded that a prisoner be released.  Three months later the prison and hostages were released with no one being harmed.  That is why today there is military atop the ruins with large guns.

There used to be cocaine production along the trail, it wasn’t officially part of the hike, but all the guides knew about it, and tourists could pay a few extra pesos and check it out.  About 10 months ago, the president of Colombia went on the tour and learned about the drug production, and shut it down :(

After the history lesson, we spent another hours at the top before heading down the mountain, being careful not to fall and break something.  Unfortunately there was a Slovakian couple that was not so lucky, or the woman for that matter, as she fell on the way down the stairs and broke her arm.  She had to wear a sling the rest of the way down the mountain, it did not look fun.

We stopped at camp 3 for lunch, rice and sausage, and got some quality time with a hammock while my socks and shoes were able to dry in the hot sun.

There was a clear shift going on today, maybe the waking up early or the extra miles, but we were all a bit quieter on the decent at the end of the day.  At camp 2 we stopped for the night, I finally had a shower, and then read until it was dark.  We got to have one last group dinner, with a side of sorrow, as it would be the last big family dinner of the trip.

As the candles were again beginning to burn low, everyone was tired but no one wanted to leave the table, to say goodbye to that little part of the trip, and our lives.  We all exchanged emails and agreed to meet up again soon, possibly for dinner or carnival next week.  Then we retired for the evening.

Day 5 - The Finale

The day was actually quite nice, we had to get up and eat breakfast for the first time without the others, which was sad.  The hike itself was nice, but also long and full of downhill switchbacks on tired legs and aching knees.

We didn’t talk too much on the walk back, I was already thinking about the next few days of the trip.  I tried to stay in the moment, but couldn’t.

We got snacks back at camp one, before the huge decent to the end.  The celebratory beers and Champaign were mighty tasty, along with the fish and fried bananas.

Jesus (our guide) was a funny guy, big fat belly (seemed strange for a guide whose job it is to walk).  He only spoke Spanish but luckily Anna was nearly fluent and could translate everything.  The best though was when he’d yell for Anna to tell the group to ‘vamos’ or ‘desayuno’ words anyone traveling in South America for more than a minute know by heart.

But when we got back to town, Jesus’ appearance made a ton of sense, he was literally chugging beers and double fisting.  I couldn’t decide if he was an alcoholic, or if in his little Colombian brain we were really that annoying.

The worst part came when we got back into the jeep, and perform the whole off-roading fiasco all over again.

The last interesting things I noticed – much of the driving takes place out in the country, and I hadn’t noticed many (if any) gas stations along the way.  But how silly of me, the dude holding up the hose is actually a gas station, and he’ll siphon gas into your car, if the price is right…

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Learning Spanish – Part Dos


My Spanish teacher - Yelisa
I had my final Spanish lesson today, and for a variety of reasons I’m very glad to done.  I was getting a little tired of having the middle of my day dedicated to studying, and I’m super ready to blow town.  Taganga is cool, but really small, I’ve pretty much seen it all… twice. 

The Spanish really started to click after about the third day, I had a few legit conversations with my Spanish teacher, and actually kinda knew what she was saying (she was talking very slowly, and using 2 year old language, but still).

As the lessons continued and I studied in my free time, I could order more effectively in restaurants, pay for my hostel, get directions, and ride the bus, it made it just so much easier.  These weren’t conversations so much as me saying something in Spanish and having the other person not be totally confused, but it’s a good start.  I know enough now to get around South America.

However, I’m pretty convinced that right now, this is the most Spanish I’m going to know the whole trip.  I write in English, read books in English, seek out other English speakers, it’s just how it is.  Even if I only remember the most important 25%, that’ll be plenty to get me around… I’m ouza!!

Ok, headin into the jungle, be back in 5 days!!

Monday, February 6, 2012

I’m 27…

How weird, today is my birthday, but it oddly doesn’t feel like it.  It could be the obnoxiously warm weather in what usually feels like winter, or the fact that everyone is speaking Spanish, whatever it is, something just feels different.

I didn’t do anything too crazy today, just hit up breakfast, lunch and dinner at my 3 favorite spots in Taganga, had a Spanish lesson in the afternoon, relaxed on the beach as the sun was setting, and had a few beers down by the beach that night.

The setting sun in Taganga
I also got another chance to hangout with my new friend Zach.  He’s a pretty interesting dude, lives on a boat, rocks a mohawk, yet is super knowledgeable about South America after traveling in these parts for over a year.  After being around him for just a couple days, I have about 100 places to check out over the next few months.

I went down to the beach that night, and found a big group of locals and backpackers playing music and hanging out, right by the water.  It was pretty sweet.

All in all, I wouldn’t say this was my favorite birthday, but it’s certainly one I’ll never forget…

PS.  Thanks to everyone for the birthday messages and cards.  You guys all rock and I miss you.  Wish you all could be here with me along the way!

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Football, not futball…


Santa Marta coastline
I guess today is the Super Bowl, or at least that’s what the calendar is telling me, however, it doesn’t really feel like it.  I went back to the Santa Marta market, except I got lost trying to find the actual market, in the massive amounts of street venture people selling everything from a potato to half a cow. The market literally stretched for 4 city blocks in each direction.  At one point, I found myself inside, in a poorly ventilated area, walking through vegetable of all kinds, and then it started to smell terrible.  Then came the ¼ mile of nothing but (what smelt like) the spoiling meat of the butchers.  It’s a strange place, it smells like garbage, there are random spots with standing water, always, and the meat just sits in the 90 degree heat, all day, flies all over it, people touching it.  It smelt so terrible I had to almost run out of there, I was pretty sure I might throw up.  It was bad enough that I actually located a tall blue bin, that I half thought I might need to contain my mess, except when I peered inside I found more heaping piles of rotten disgusting meat… that did not help things.

I guess it doesn’t spoil though, because it is the same food that I eat when I go to restaurants, but I’m not sure how it’s still fine.  The cheese is the same way, it’s odd.

Finally I got to the actual store, which was the busiest grocery store I’ve been inside in my life.  I chuckled a little when one of the locals had her tiny bag searched by the police, yet my giant backpack was no problem at all, not even getting a second glance.  The strangest part was all these people, but no Super Bowl parties, no cases of beer, and carts full of snacks, it was just tons of Spanish speakers that thought football was played with a little round ball.

That night I watched the Super Bowl, I mean I guess I did, but it felt strangely different.  It was me and a guy I met, Zach, from the states watching the game at our hostel.  No one else cared that the game was going on, or probably even knew it was the Super Bowl.  The game being televised in Spanish didn’t help the cause one bit, and with the lack of a Super Bowl party, and the Super Bowl commercials (they don’t show those in Colombia either), it felt more like just another game, than the grand daddy of them all.

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Things in the world to see before I die

When you travel, it’s addicting, and all you want is more.  It’s that thirst that inspired this list, feel free to add to it:

See a total solar eclipse – the next one to hit the US occurs on August 21, 2017, get yourself to Mills City, OR! (and just for clarity, this is the kind where the sun is totally blocked out, it goes from day to night in an instant and you can see the stars, and happens in the US every 10-20 years) 

Visit all 7 wonders of the world:
  • Chichen Itza (Mayan City) – Mexico
  • Christ Redeemer (Large Statue) – Brazil
  • The Great Wall – China
  • Machu Picchu – Peru
  • Petra (Ancient City) – Jordan
  • The Roman Colosseum – Italy
  • The Taj Mahal – India

Step foot on each continent (especially Antarctica) and the North Pole

Swim in the Dead Sea

Festivals:
  • Carnival in Rio
  • Oktoberfest in Munich
  • Running of the Bulls in Pamplona 

Activities:
  • Scuba dive on The Great Barrier Reef
  • Raft the Grand Canyon
  • Play golf at Pebble Beach

Top 3 Mountains to Climb
  1. Kilimanjaro – Tanzania – 19,340ft
  2. Mt. McKinley (Denali) – Alaska – 20,320ft
  3. The Matterhorn – Switzerland – 14,700ft

Top 5 sporting events to attend:
  1. Super Bowl (hopefully to watch the 49ers)
  2. World Cup
  3. Champion’s League Final
  4. Olympics (Summer & Winter)
  5. The Masters

Drink the big 5 in their homeland:
  • Vodka in Russia
  • Tequila in Mexico
  • Gin in London
  • Whiskey in Scotland
  • Rum on a Caribbean Island

Friday, February 3, 2012

Learning Spanish

So I lied about the not speaking Spanish part a little, I took three years in high school, but it was so long ago I'd forgotten what ‘ser’ and ‘estar’ mean (they mean ‘to be’, basically the most common verb used in any language).  Plus, at the time, I paid more attention to the wall than my teacher, so not too sure much actually sunk in.  I figured now that I’m much more mature and have the strong motivation to learn, it'll be much much easier… however I neglected to consider the obvious fact, learning Spanish was terrible in high school, and it’s just as terrible now!

It’s not that it actually sucks, or that it’s really that hard (for my purpose at least), it’s more that there are beaches and bars and more expeditions that I could be undertaking, but instead I’m playing games a 4 year old native Spanish nina would destroy me at.  It’s like college, when you have a Friday final, but all your friends were done on Tuesday, so everyone you know is celebrating like crazy, but you're still trying to understand verb conjugation. 

But it is slowly helping, I’ve only had 2 lessons and Casa Holanda, but I’m picking up more words and phrases each day, and slowing beginning to understand what others are saying.

Yesterday, when I was reviewing for my lesson, this giant lizard crawled up the tree next to me.  Pretty awesome!!



Wednesday, February 1, 2012

A great ocean hike

I went on a really nice hike today, past Playa Grande another 45 minutes or so to some more secluded beaches.  It was a really nice trek, with some gorgeous views:

Playa Grande
View from the cliffs above
Found this HUGE grasshopper on the trail

Made it to that far peak in the distance


I rocked the trail solo and had lots of time to ponder the world, here were a few of things that came to mind...

Today I passed a blond girl who said ‘gracias’ to one of the locals, in an accent that rivaled that of Brad Pitt in Inglorious Bastards.  It’s also exactly how I say it, I instantly thought the blond girl and I should be best friends.

I can’t speak Spanish, barely a word, but I really hope I don’t do this to foreign people that don’t speak English back home:
  • Colombian guy – ‘ sdfkjasdf;kl.’ Might as well be Chinese, I have no idea
  • Kevin – ‘lo siento, yo no hablo espanol,’ rough translation, ‘I’m sorry, I don’t speak Spanish’
  • Colombian guy – ’;dfj;fj;lskfjl;ksfhasfjkhajhasklfjhsfhsfhjsaklfhjslfjkhashjasdfhflksdjfhasklfj.’
  • Kevin – blank stare
Why when I say 'I don’t speak Spanish,' it is code for blast this guy with a ton of Spanish, sorry man, I wasn’t lying, maybe try smaller words, or hand gestures.  Usually I just have a walk away while they're talking.

Made a quick friends with a Colombian drug dealer after a group shot of Aguardiente, which tastes a lot like Ouzo, or black liquorish.  I said, ’I like that!’ and before I knew it we high fived like 10 times and he was trying to sell me cocaine and weed. 

I got berated a bit about American politics.  I thought that might be over with Bush out of the picture, but people still don’t love the US.  It was about the Swiss banks and the US tax officials… those of you that know me best, know that I have no clue what they were talking about, even though it was in English.

I learned that this pink and white flower when made into a tea is a powerful hallucinogen, now if I could only find that recipe....

I can’t decide which is stranger - that I’m in Colombia, or that it doesn’t feel weird to be in Colombia…